James Cameron, the famous film director, is supposedly getting ready to give a press conference on Monday to announce he has found the remains of Jesus Christ!

Wait for it…Ah, yes, so THAT’S what he’s been up to all in these years since Titanic!

Joking aside, this is supposedly very serious. This doesn’t have anything to do with a fictional movie, but rather a discovery Cameron and his crew made while filming a documentary near Jerusalem. He will supposedly show 3 coffins: those belonging to Jesus, his mother Mary, and Mary Magdalene.

As if this weren’t already going to be the biggest discovery ever, there is also supposedly evidence that Jesus had children and was never resurrected. Through DNA testing and various inscriptions found, they believe all of this to be 100% fact.

I have no idea what to make of all this, but if nothing else, this is one hell of a way to make sure your documentary gets some viewers. You can bet I’ll be paying attention to the press conference on Monday…and the Pope might be reconsidering that Terminator box-set for Easter.

…or maybe he’ll just be happy that it wasn’t like Joel Schumacher who made the discovery.

…Mel Gibson better get on the ball and find some proof of God before Monday…okay I’ll stop.