There’s a report that Apple and its various partners have imported some 188 ocean containers into North America since March. All that is known about them is that some contained extremely blandly named “electric computers.” Apple has never used this description to describe any of its products before — so like Brad Pitt in Seven, I have to ask, “what’s in the box?”

The report by ImportGenius makes a compelling case for a certain device that may be announced by Steve Jobs on June 9th at the WWDC. Are they here? Perhaps they are already even in San Francisco like me? The anticipation is killing me.

Morgan Freeman, take my gun.

“What’s in the fucking box!”