'Consumer Reports' Satisfied that iPhone 4S Fixes Antenna Issues

Phew! Thank god. Clearly their reports last year really hurt iPhone 4 sales and destroyed Apple’s business. 

Consumer Reports is very important and influential, you see. There’s no actual data to back this up. And they sure seem like more of a link bait farm. But you must respect their authoritah!

Seriously, all the Consumer Reports iPhone hoopla did last year was prove that no one actually gives a shit about Consumer Reports anymore. 

Humorously, they still put the iPhone 4S behind a bunch of shitty Android phones. Like one of those 3D bullshit ones