ParisLemon

Brian X. Chen:

The new phones, the Droid Razr HD, the Razr M and the Razr Maxx HD, have a crucial component that reflects Motorola’s legacy as a radio company: the cellular modems inside them, which connect with newer, faster fourth-generation LTE networks, were made by Motorola.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t get past “Droid Razr HD, the Razr M and the Razr Maxx HD”. Who the fuck comes up with these names?

Wait, it’s actually even worse. They’re supposed to be in ALL CAPS:

RAZR™ M, RAZR™ HD and DROID RAZR™ MAXX™ HD

Yes, Motorola has trademarked “MAXX”. Phew. I’m sure there were so many companies clamoring to use it in their branding. And they’re all condom companies.