#brooklyn nets

David Berri has some great points as to why the Brooklyn Nets suck. But what’s really crazy is that not only do they suck, they’re the most expensive suck ever:

All these All-Stars, though, came at a cost. Back in 2009-10, the New Jersey Nets spent less on payroll than all but four of the NBA’s 30 teams. This year, the Brooklyn Nets—with a payroll beyond $100 million—are spending more than anyone. Indeed, once you figure in the penalties for going above the league’s salary cap, the Nets are the most expensive basketball team ever (and by a very large margin).

Mike Mazzeo on what Brooklyn Nets coach (which is still weird to say) Jason Kidd supposedly said to assistant Lawrence Frank after a loss on November 3:

"Sit the (expletive) down! I’m the coach of this (13-letter word) team! When you’re on the bench, don’t (expletive) move," Kidd said, according to NBA.com reporter David Aldridge. The report did not offer further details of what the 13-letter word was.

That word could be anything really. What a motherfucking nightmare in Brooklyn.