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theonion
theonion:



Dell Acquired By Gateway 2000 In Merger Of 2 Biggest Names In Computer Technology: Full Story

"At press time, the web was abuzz with rumors that the new company will roll out a revamped version of the iconic Dell Dimension Pentium desktop, which sources said will come preloaded with Windows 95 and be sold in Gateway’s beloved and ubiquitous cow-print boxes."

Nailed it.

theonion:

Dell Acquired By Gateway 2000 In Merger Of 2 Biggest Names In Computer Technology: Full Story

"At press time, the web was abuzz with rumors that the new company will roll out a revamped version of the iconic Dell Dimension Pentium desktop, which sources said will come preloaded with Windows 95 and be sold in Gateway’s beloved and ubiquitous cow-print boxes."

Nailed it.