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theonion:

Dollar Tree CEO Officially Unveils Long-Rumored Foil Baking Pan | Full Report

Yeah, but was pricing announced? Ship date?

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theonion:

New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes: Full Report

If I didn’t see it on The Onion, it wouldn’t have been a slam dunk that this was an Onion story.

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newsweek:

“I tried to put a bunch of photos and updates on there, plus some tweets and jiffs or whatever. I don’t know. Looks like a liveblog to me.”

The best satire, as always, is extremely close to the actual state of things.

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theonion:

Apple Announces Plans For New iPad With Extra Storage Drawer: Full Story

Useful.

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shortformblog:

digg:

markcoatney:

theonion:

SPONSORED: The Taliban Is A Vibrant And Thriving Political Movement: Full Story

Honestly, The Onion will never let us down. 

Ever.

And The Onion wins everything. 

Nailed it.

(via evangotlib)

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The sad state of the world explained as only The Onion can.

(via newsweek)

Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power

Watch segment 2.

[thanks Okung]

Can’t quite figure out why, but I can’t stop laughing at this.